December 6, 2009
Deck the house with tinkle lights
ga ga ga ga ga,ga ga ga gaudy
Let hubby do it to avoid the fights,
ga ga ga ga ga, ga ga ga gaudy.
Picking up gifts from the dollar store
che che che che che, che, che che cheap
For those strangers at your door
che che che che, che che che cheap.
Popping tylenol like they’re tic tacs
gu gu gu gu gu, gu gu gu gulp
Because patience I do now lack
gu gu gu gu gu, gu gu gu gulp.
What to buy for dear Aunt Mary?
yu yu yu yu yu, yu yu yu yuck.
Slippers to cover those toes so hairy
yu yu yu yu, yu yu yu yuck.
Eating healthy goes out the window,
chu chu chu chu chu, chu chu chu chubby
Chocolates especially I do mow,
chu chu chu chu chu, chu chu chu chubby.
Holiday songs on the radio
ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba barf,
I do sing, just nice and low,
ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba barf.
Because tis the season to be jolly
fa la la la la, la la la la,
And I am full of … folly
fa la la la la, la la la lazy!
